Sunday, July 20, 2008

Awful, Just Down Right Awful










In light of the "Most God-Awful Thing Of The Year Award" (the ESPY Awards), I thought that I would hand out my anti-awards:


Anti-MLB Player is ............. Barry Bonds/Roger Clemens: how naive do you honestly think we as Americans are? Yes, yes, this is the same country where Paris (How am I famous) Hilton could have an album and movie out in the same year. The same nation were 90% of Americans know more about K-Fed v. Brti-Brit then say....... the election. But, you really think that we are suppose to believe that the older you get the bigger and better you get without help. America might open their arms up if you weren't laughing in our faces.


Anti-Coach: Tough choice but I have to give it to Isiah Thomas over Bill Bellicheck. Honestly, Billy Sweatshirt is not the only coach to have video taped games illegally. Don Shula shut up and and get back to the retirement home, it's warm cereal time. Isiah, Isiah were do I begin. Tolluca Brown, brotha, brotha at least make the mistake pretty ( ask Kobe). You coached one of the highest regarded franchises in NBA into a cemetery for high priced Prima Donnas. Thank God you are finally out of town. How was it that this was your third team to ruin? David Stern bar him for life, for the life after, how about his kid's life? Banish him to the CBA............ oh wait, he bankrupt that league also. He may get the life time unachievement award.


Worst Sports Network: Do you really need to ask? ESPN, once the best now a circus. You are so enamored with the high light reel and the low life story. You would rather have Stewart Scott scream BOO-YA one thousand times in a row rather then actually have a real opinion and try not to step on the toes of the athletes you cover because God for bid they heard the truth. Get back to the real things..... the sport! Knock off this nonsense of having a happy-go-lucky view on the sports and get to the facts. Ray Lewis was up for murder charges 14 monthes later he is on set saying how much he loved God and the world. Get a grip you are what is wrong with the sport. You make these children grow up thinking that this is what an athelete is all about. The look-at-me, look-at-me generation. Lets celebrate the team and stop having count down lists about "The In Now List" in sports. Get back to the sport and quit making the ESPYs.

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